party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
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so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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