I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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