Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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