let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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