You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
