Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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