Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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