WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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