How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
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When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
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You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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