HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
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I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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