So drunk, too bad you don't want this
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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