your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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