you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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