Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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