508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
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She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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