He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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