Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Too much gin, very little bucket
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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