i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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