Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
