They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
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So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
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HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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