Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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