dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
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Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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