Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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