You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I party with great urgency now.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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