I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I'm both gender and math confused
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
