What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
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What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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