Plan B is the new Plan A
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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