Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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