I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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