Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
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Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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