there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
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You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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