amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
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I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
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She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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