Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
it glows. i had to have it.
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Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
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Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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