How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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