well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I think your dad took our porno
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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