my soul wont recognize me after tonight
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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