Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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