I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
do nipples grow back?
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