Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
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she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
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WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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