jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
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There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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