Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
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Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
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Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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