yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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