we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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