is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
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If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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