shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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