I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
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well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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