We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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