Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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