Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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