check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
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Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
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if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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