Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
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