I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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