How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
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I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
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Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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